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Profanity Disclaimer
The majority of my scripts are void of expletives; however, there are a few scripts that indicate where they have been or could be used. While gratuitous profanity adds no value to a script, there are times when a touch of profanity can enhance a story. Whether I think profanity adds to a story or not is not important. The only thing important to me is that your actors/students feel comfortable and confident performing. With that in mind, any script that indicates the use of expletives can be modified to fit your needs. Feel free to change or omit any words that make you or your actors/students uncomfortable. Fortunately, profanity is not pervasive in any of my scripts, but it was used in the performances on this page (except for To Serve Hufnagle).
Scripts that indicate the use of profanity:
****! You Must Be on Crack!
Never Clip Your Toenails While Under the Influence of Drugs (Revised)
They Serve Brisket in Paradise (damn is used twice)
Today in Sixth Period
Unconditional Therapy (one use of the word hell)
(The expletives used in this performance of "Treat Yourself, Stella!" have been replaced with non-expletives in the script.)
